Little kids are just assholes you’re not allowed to hit
people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….
^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.
I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Supercut of Robert Pattinson talking about how bad “Twilight” is. Compilation of clips from various interviews.
OMFG IF THERE IS ONE THING YOU DO TODAY, WATCH THIS VIDEO. AHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I wonder if he knows that he has won the approval of the entire population of tumblr because of his beautiful hatred of his own damn movies.
DYING. Nobody hates Twilight more than poor Robert.
captain jack, rory williams, and clara oswin oswald all walk into a bar
they all die
captain jack walks out of the bar
clara oswin oswald walks into a different bar
rory williams appears in a bar in the past
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going
My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe
I wasn’t kidding… dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years
“Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff; like, jump-up-and-down-in-your-chair-can’t-control-yourself-love-it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is “you like stuff,” which is not a good insult at all. Like, “you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness.” - John Green in Circular Gallifreyan.
I planned on doing this months ago and finally took the time to do it. I’m pretty happy with it :) (Sorry about the time stamp. I don’t have photoshop and don’t know how to take it off..)
WE NEED TO MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING!!!
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